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About PaducahMichael

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    Tiger Band / Class of '73
  • Birthday 10/27/1951

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    Paducah, KY
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    Fly Fishing, Vintage bamboo fly rods, writing, history and most importantly, LSU FOOTBALL!
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  1. I'm pretty sure we wouldn't want to see that......
  2. You can see the look in his eyes when he realizes he's not gonna make it.
  3. Don't ask Alleva! He has NFC.
  4. Eq4bits, I am so sorry to hear this. You and your hubby will be in my prayers. Have Faith. Romans 15:13
  5. Murder for Hire Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000. The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared... (You're going to hate me for this.... keep scrolling...) "ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco"
  6. He has been really great this year...should get even better!
  7. The stat line shows that he is an above average QB. But his one shortcoming is accuracy. It's sort of like having a beautiful girlfriend who will do "anything but that". You're just not quite satisfied...... No offense intended. That was a misogynistic statement - but I'd bet there are women who feel the same way.
  8. Culp has gone mental. Feel bad for him - but he left 5 points on the board. So far. Dang!
  9. RISE AND SHINE TIGERS!!! Pork for brunch - let's get some!
  10. Ok, not as big or macho as above, but here's the one I am waiting for. It's called the North American Arms "Ranger II". For those who don't know, North American makes Very small revolvers. The first Ranger was made in very limited numbers. The new Ranger II will be released to distributors in January. The factory offered an "Early Bird" deal for their loyal buyers - like me - so I have a pair of these coming in a few weeks! Here's the current object of my lust shown with .22 mag rounds Found a video :
  11. Ugh

    Moral victories are for losers. We can't accept them. Having said that, we were a quarterback away from winning that game. I have HOPE for the next couple of years. Our young O-line played very well against "the best". Not a moral victory but an indicator of things to come.
  12. Ugh

    If Danny's arm was as big as his heart we'd be very competitive. He plays hard and is a good leader but just doesn't quite have "it". Can't say enough about Key's improvement. He's a madman again and really played well tonight. The entire defense looked really good. A couple of busts, but mostly very solid. Tigers actually won the yardage, first downs and time of possession. Just couldn't quite get over the hump on the scoreboard. Playing well and losing isn't fun - but it isn't embarrassing either.
  13. Tigers not looking too bad - need to correct the mistakes to stay in the game.
  14. I agree - that's funny - and I love cats. You would NOT be comfortable at our house. We have a real clutter of cats.