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Everything posted by PaducahMichael

  1. William Blake.
  2. One thing that humbles me deeply is to see that human genius has its limits while human stupidity does not. (Alexandre Dumas)
  3. Oh Man! You got me - took me this long to get the "joke".
  4. Sorry Hatcher - here's the scoop:
  5. Is that part of the Hearing Protection Act?
  6. It's got to get better than this - put the damned ball in play! Enough with the walks! I think things will settle down now. Can the Tigers come back again? Stay tuned!
  7. I saw this on Facebook and nearly split a gut laughing at it. Thanks for posting it here!
  8. Breaking News: Squirrel Infestations In Churches « on: February 14, 2018, 04:50:08 PM » QUOTE (stolen unashamedly) The local Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels infesting their church. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the local Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptismal font. The church deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the font, and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, since they knew instinctively how to swim, twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures - So, they humanely trapped their squirrels, setting them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later, the squirrels came back, after the Baptists took down the water slide. But the Catholic Church, however, came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels, and consecrated them as members of the church - Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter. Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue - they trapped the first squirrel and circumcised him - and haven't seen a squirrel since. .
  9. Nick Saban on the recruiting trail: Recruit sees this: And looks like this: When they tell him about this: Problem solved.
  10. Am I late? Oh well - that makes my "Happy Birthday" fresher. Fresh is always good when dealing with Fish!
  11. It's gotta be the shorts.
  12. He may have a point. Historically speaking, that is.
  13. I'm a bit puzzled by Surtain's choice - DBU, right? Our D isn't changing - Aranda still in place. I guess bammers made him a better offer. ($$$)
  14. I'm pretty sure he blocked a FG attempt by Ohio State in that game. BIG moment as I recall.
  15. I'm no expert but I don't see how Guice doesn't go first round. Arden Key? Talent is there without question to be a first rounder but work ethic and attitude? I dunno.
  16. At LSU Peveto rose to his level of incompetence; in the right position I think it's a good hire for the recruiting aspect. Speaking of former assistants, where is Chief these days? Still in Aggieland?
  17. I can already see that he has a good future in toothpaste commercial modeling. Hope he can throw!
  18. Didn't classes start this week? Was Guice in class? I am surprised he has waited this long to declare. God, I'm gonna miss him!
  19. Is The Prez really attending? Great! Maybe we can get him to help Make LSU Great Again. As for the game, I REAAAAAAALLY hope it's Georgia. Don't think I could handle another round of smirky nick photos.
  20. Great! Flynn is a good looking guy! Happy for all of you.
  21. And.......they're off! I don't know enough about either player to be very analytical but it seems to me that Lowell is - physically - more prepared to play. Myles looks like a gangly kid - so much so that I worry about his durability. I also have the impression that their two styles are nearly entirely different - Myles is a pocket passer (size not that important if he's protected) and Lowell is built like a stockcar - and ready for the demolition derby that results from being a dual threat very mobile guy. I don't know which style we'll need next year - sort of depends on the eventual OC. Your thoughts? I know most of you know a lot more than I do. I'm a fan - not a student of the game.
  22. Wish I could give this one two or ten more likes.